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Terms of Service

Last Updated: April 8, 2025

Welcome to the Future of Vending

These Terms of Service ("Terms") govern your relationship with chebeMCHN™ and its revolutionary vending ecosystem. By using our services, you're not just getting snacks—you're joining a movement.

The Basics (But There's Nothing Basic About Us)

chebeMCHN™ provides next-generation vending solutions that redefine convenience. Our services include:

  • Physical vending machines that make traditional ones look like ancient history
  • Digital platforms that connect you to our ecosystem
  • Mobile applications that put vending power in your pocket
  • AI-powered recommendation systems that know what you want before you do

Your Account (It's Special, Just Like You)

When you create a chebeMCHN™ account, you're getting a VIP pass to the future. Please:

  • Keep your credentials secure (we can't protect what you give away)
  • Provide accurate information (our AI appreciates honesty)
  • Use your account responsibly (with great vending comes great responsibility)

Acceptable Use (Or: How Not to Get Banned)

While using our services, please DON'T:

  • Attempt to hack our machines (they're smarter than they look)
  • Use our platform for illegal activities (we're disrupting vending, not the legal system)
  • Harass other users (be cool, everyone's here for the same reason)
  • Reverse-engineer our technology (unless you're applying for a job with us)

Intellectual Property (Yes, Vending Machines Can Be Intellectual)

All aspects of the chebeMCHN™ ecosystem—from our sleek hardware to our intuitive software—are protected by intellectual property laws. Our lawyers made us say that, but it's true.

Payments and Refunds (Money Matters)

Our payment system is as seamless as our user experience. If something goes wrong:

  • Report issues immediately (our machines are smart, but they're not perfect)
  • Refunds are processed within 3 business days (we're fast, but not as fast as our dispensing mechanism)
  • Subscription charges are automatic (like our restocking system)

Liability Limitations (The Legal Stuff)

While we strive for perfection, we can't guarantee:

  • Uninterrupted service (even the future has maintenance windows)
  • That every product will meet your expectations (though we try really hard)
  • That our AI won't occasionally misinterpret your vending desires

Our liability is limited to the amount you've paid us in the last 12 months. That's fair, right?

Termination (Breaking Up Is Hard)

We can terminate your access if you violate these Terms. You can terminate your relationship with us anytime, but why would you want to? You'll miss out on the vending revolution!

Changes to Terms

We may update these Terms as our technology evolves. We'll notify you of significant changes, but it's a good idea to check back occasionally. Think of it as keeping up with the future.

Governing Law

These Terms are governed by the laws of the State of Texas, where our innovation happens. Any disputes will be resolved in Texas courts, though we'd rather resolve things over a vending machine snack.

Contact Us

Questions about these Terms? Reach out to us at:

info@chebemchn.com

Beautiful Exquisite American Magic, LLC
Texas, USA

By using chebeMCHN™, you're not just accepting these Terms—you're embracing the future of vending.